A7      B       C       Cm6     Cmaj7   D       D#aug   
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D7      E       Em      F#      G       G7      Gaug    
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[intro]
G | Gaug
G | Gaug
G | Gaug
G | Gaug


[verse]
G                            C             D
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
G                           C            D
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
G                         C              D
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
G                           C       D
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Em/B           D#aug/B          G/B                 A7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           D        D/E    D7/F#
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      G              Gaug             Em/G
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G7           Cmaj7              Em
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A7                    D
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C              Cm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
G | Gaug
G | Gaug


[verse]
G                          C           D
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
G                         C           D
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
G                            C                   D
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
G                         C        D
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Em/B              D#aug/B       G/B          A7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          D        D/E    D7/F#
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      G              Gaug             Em/G
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G7           Cmaj7              Em
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A7                    D
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C              Cm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
G D#aug C D
Em A7 C D
C D

G | Gaug
G | Gaug


[verse]
G                                C                D
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
G                               C        D
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
G                       C              D
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
G                               C               D
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Em/B             D#aug/B              G/B             A7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           D       D/E    D7/F#
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      G              Gaug             Em/G
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G7           Cmaj7              Em
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A7                    D
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C              Cm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.